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Funny Couch Potat Quotes & Sayings
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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
Jersey Shore
7 Likes
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I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a couple of times.
James Hetfield
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I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch? -Lrr
Futurama
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F**k your awards like Eddie Murphys couch. The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house.
Jay-Z
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Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.
J Allard
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Coffee. Cardio. Pilates. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just eat cake and sit on the couch.
Unknown
3 Likes
I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
Ana Beatriz Barros
5 Likes
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Celia Cruz
9 Likes
I don't sleep with my pigs. But we hang out on the couch and watch Iron Chef.
Hayden Christensen
2 Likes
My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.
Nelly
1 Likes
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I can sit on the couch all day and watch DIY network...So creative and inspiring.
Audrina Patridge
2 Likes
If I were 21 and doing this commercial, I'd be all about what I look like. Now I'm like, 'Hell yeah! I'll sit on this couch and eat this yogurt that makes you crap!'
Kristen Wiig
1 Likes
Double MG shit I put the set down. Rick James back, bad bi...es on the couch.
Wale
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I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.
Dorothy Stratten
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I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
Kellie Pickler
3 Likes
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It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
Epicurus
1 Likes
Country and western is ignored by the intellectuals. They don't look at it as an art form. They think it's just somebody sitting on his couch singing about his life.
Ricky Skaggs
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Man, dreads hanging out the ski mask. Run up in your house, the couch potatoes getting mashed.
Lil Wayne
7 Likes
I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.
Matt Damon
1 Likes
I'll be lounging on the couch, Just chillin' in my snuggie. Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie. 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man...
Bruno Mars
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