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Funny Cruise Ship Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Cruise Ship" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Ive been on a cruise ship thats crashed. The captain comes on, 'I want you to know that the ship is taking on a little water.' You mean were sinking. A guy bringing on a case of Evian, thats taking on a little water.
John Pinette
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Note to self...Never go on a cruise ship that starts with Costa!
Brody Jenner
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A bigger business is like a cruise ship: There are lots of amenities and you can go a lot further, but it's harder to turn quickly.
Tony Hsieh
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We were all on this ship in the sixties, our generation, a ship going to discover the New World. And the Beatles were in the crow's nest of that ship.
John Lennon
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We were all on this ship in the sixties, our generation, a ship going to discover the New World. And the Beatles were in the crow's nest of that ship
John Lennon
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Friend ship friendship we all need friend ship without friend ship who will we be what would we do without friend ship friend ship what will we do so give your friends lovers and family a great big hug and a big juicy kiss.
Unknown
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Also, now as a result of that show being on, the cruise industry is just growing all over the place. Princess Cruises, who I now represent, is the fastest growning cruise line in the world.
Gavin MacLeod
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I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless.
Connor Cruise O'Brien
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Also, now as a result of that show being on, the cruise industry is just growing all over the place. Princess Cruises, who I now represent, is the fastest growning cruise line in the world.
Gavin MacLeod
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A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not why the ship is built.
Sarah Palin
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Creating a believable world on the ship was very important, and technically they got better and better and better at showing the ship too.
Patrick Stewart
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Took us away on a rocking ship and that would be heavy, ginnal ship!
Junior Delgado
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I've always been a good flier, thank God! If I was bad to start with I'm sure I'd be worse now, because I fly so much. The only time I really thought about that was when I was flying out to shoot the pilot of the show. I thought, 'God I'm flying out to shoot a pilot about a plane crash that was flying over water.' I thought about taking a cruise ship back!
Emilie De Ravin
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My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!
Joshua Slocum
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There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and you can't get seaman's papers unless you have a job on a ship. There had to be a way to break through the circle, and he was the one who arranged it for me.
Paul Auster
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A ship is designed to take you places, so if your friendship, companionship, partnership or relationship isn't taking you anywhere... abandon ship!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.
Unknown
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