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Funny Crushed Up Day Quotes & Sayings
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Went from Bad Boys to the Crushed Linen Men. Now my divi-dends be the new Benjamins.
P Diddy
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He who puts out his hand to stop the wheel of history will have his fingers crushed.
Lech Walesa
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Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.
Germaine Greer
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A joyful heart is good medicine, But a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22
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The State thrives on war - unless, of course, it is defeated and crushed - expands on it, glories in it.
Murray Rothbard
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it.
David Jeremiah
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
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Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer.
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
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Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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