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And looking at the landslides, you saw how Gore beat Bush so substantially in California.
Mike Curb
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My sister used to say I had a frail chest and she 'd beat me up all the time.
Michael Clarke Duncan
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I am completely, entirely against abortion by all means. You can hear the heart beat at two weeks...
Unknown
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Dropping the track beat get body them bags certain, see the world through first, second and third person.
Mac Miller
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The man does not beat your head because you got a Cadillac or because you got a Ford; he beats you because you're black!
H Rap Brown
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Bye! bi..., you can't tell me nothing, start baked the beat and I just took it out the oven.
Cali Swag District
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Probably what pushed the Russians over the edge was SDI. They realized they couldn't beat us.
Tom Clancy
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Am I the only one who sits in the car when it rains, picks a raindrop, and cheers for it to beat all the other ones to the bottom?
Unknown
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E Stevenson
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If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
Mel Brooks
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I'd like to imagine that in order to beat me a person would have to play almost perfect tennis.
Venus Williams
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Saw you in the front row moving to the beat, killed me when I saw that wet patch on your seat.
ACDC
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No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!
Matthew McConaughey
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One lady wrote me and told me how she wants to see me get beat up and near death and that kind of stuff.
George Eads
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You can't just beat a team, you have to leave a lasting impression in their minds so they never want to see you again
Mia Hamm
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I shouldn't beat a broad, but I still would but I don't try and be bad cause the deals good.
Honey Cocaine
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And the spirit of revolution will not die while the hearts of these workers continue to beat.
Ernst Toller
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Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
E F J Von Munch-Bellinghausen
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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