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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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Deadbeat dads are like serial killers, there are a few of them out there, but most of the time what your dealing with is dead broke and dead bolted.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
Chris Brown
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I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
Rachel Berry
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life
Jimi Hendrix
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It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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I'm beat down girl, I'm dead on my feet.
Jake Owen
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
Lil Wayne
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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On the verge of a breakdown. Run down, bludgeoned, and beat. All the things that you once held. Lying dead before your feet.
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F-fantastic, A-awesome, T-terrific, H-honorable, E-excellent, R-remarkable This sums up my dad...Happy Fathers Day to all you wonderful dads out there!
Nishan Panwar
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My father told me the only thing you can trust in this world is yourself, so I didn't trust!
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