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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a big beat pumper they rockin' my sound. Out 'n outta space I come from underground.
Will I Am
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I'm bout to slam the beat, ni..., Dusty Rolls.
Lil Wayne
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Well, if you pick a fight with somebody that's smaller than you and you beat them, where's the honor in that?
Carol Moseley Braun
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I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp.
Beastie Boys
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If I told you my heart couldn't beat one more minute without you, girl?
Josh Turner
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Ladies man? Yeah, but to that pu... I'm a bully thoough. Beat it, eat it, let it go.
TI
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I listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song.
Lil Wayne
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman
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We could have had it all...Rolling in the deep...You had my heart inside of your hand...nd you played it, to the beat.
Adele
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I beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in one day.
Chloe Moretz
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My sister used to say I had a frail chest and she 'd beat me up all the time.
Michael Clark Duncan
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Rock slow, drop low, and jerk to the beat like...
Audio Push
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You can't just beat a team, you have to leave a lasting impression in their minds so they never want to see you again.
Mia Hamm
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I'm on my skateboard, watch me do a trick ho. I'm 5'5 but I could six nine then beat that pu... like Klitschko.
Lil Wayne
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The most realistic blood I've seen is when Marlon Brando gets beat up in On The Waterfront.
George A Romero
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How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.
Lee Trevino
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Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price
The Hangover
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I didn't have the same fitness or ability as the other girls, so I had to beat them with my mind.
Martina Hingis
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To beat the market you'll have to invest serious bucks to dig up information no one else has yet.
Merton Miller
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What the fu..? You know that we do it rough! Move your feet to the beat.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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