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Funny Dead Beat Dads Quotes & Sayings
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Dont mistake my kindness for weakness, I will beat your a.. with a smile on my face.
Unknown
39 Likes
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Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Margaret Cho
1 Likes
Im rapping on the beat they was supposed to buy. I guess Im getting high off my own supply.
Kanye West
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If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.
John Kruk
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It wasnt that long ago that I laid my eyes on you. My heart skipped a beat or two.
Burnham
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If you pinch the sea of its liberty, though it be walls of stone or brass, it will beat them down.
John Cotton
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Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
John Keats
30 Likes
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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt
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I get crazy in a bookstore. It makes my heart beat hard because I want to buy everything.
Reese Witherspoon
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Just thinking of you, I can feel my heart beat right through my chest. But sadly I can't do anything but watch you walk right by me.
Unknown
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Alright, You're on...You can stay until we beat Frieza. After that, I'm gonna charge you rent, you got that?!
Dragon Ball Z
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My most memorable moment came in 1985 as we beat the Boston Celtics.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
17 Likes
Skiffle was a name that was attached to what was, in essence, American folk music with a beat.
Van Morrison
1 Likes
I just touch 'em and I tease 'em, I'm big pi.pin', never beat 'em. Never (never) get excited when a ni... meet 'em.
Max B
8 Likes
This is the time it all starts, I'm telling you. Like, 16, I mean, forget it. You could just get beat up, you could go through these grueling schedules.
Debbie Gibson
1 Likes
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I'd like to do a television show that is encouraging, useful, and clean, and I'd like to go up against Entertainment Tonight and beat it.
John Tesh
1 Likes
i15 on the beat and I aint cruisin highways so baby lets get away.
Lil Twist
10 Likes
There's nothing that can beat the feeling of doing a movie or a TV show that makes everyone feel good.
Shelley Duvall
0 Likes
So I don't cry anymore, I just beat people up. It's a lot more fun.
Peter Steele
8 Likes
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
1 Likes
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