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Funny Deer Hunting Quotes & Sayings
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Slaughtered ripped to pieces open stomachs like a baby deer.
Boondox
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Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.
Oliver Stone
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Hey, I'm a Catholic deer hunter, I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion.
Paul Ryan
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I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes.
Emily Blunt
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I basically grew up in the woods. There were deer on my lawn. It was totally awesome. That's why I'm so socially weird.
Kat Dennings
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.
Francis Beaumont
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent
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Though large herds of deer do much harm to the neighbourhood, yet the injury to the morals of the people is of more moment than the loss of their crops.
Gilbert White
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The weather was fine and moderate. The hunters all returned, having killed during their absence three elk, four deer, two porcupines, a fox and a hare.
Meriwether Lewis
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I can skin a deer. I can skin a pig. I can pluck a quail. You name it, I've done it!
Eva Longoria
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Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
John Lewis
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They might in the future more than ever before engage in hunting beavers.
Samuel De Champlain
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Who the baddest bi... in the club, I'm going hunting
Tity Boi
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It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.
Matt Lucas
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The only time I ever went hunting I remembered it as a grisly experience.
Gloria Swanson
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Farming as we do it is hunting, and in the sea we act like barbarians.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
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Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
Good Will Hunting
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