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Funny Doctor W Quotes & Sayings
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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If there is illness in your home, do you not need a doctor from outside? If your home catches on fire, do you not need fire fighters from outside? God has sent me to America in the role of a doctor, in the role of a fire fighter.
Sun Myung Moon
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I think I'm a better doctor than I am a husband. I give myself a good grade as a doctor, then the next best grade as a father, and the worst grade as a husband.
Mehmet Oz
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My mother certainly grew up in an world where homos..uality, I think, was equated with weakness. I don't think she feels that way now. But I remember a time when I was doing a community theater production in Raleigh and I went to lunch with my mom and a friend who was a doctor, I believe. Afterward my mom communicated to me that the doctor sort of warned her, 'The theater is a place where there are a lot of homos..uals.' Thankfully, for whatever reason, when I heard that, I thought, That's fu..ed-up. But what kind of number would that have done on me if I were gay?
Michael C Hall
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There are thin girls with infertility issues, normal sized girls with infertility issues and overweight girls with infertility issues. Unless your doctor tells you your weight is affecting you in some way...once the doctor rules it out, that's really not it.
Giuliana Rancic
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Whatever career you may choose for yourself - doctor, lawyer, teacher - let me propose an avocation to be pursued along with it. Become a dedicated fighter for civil rights. Make it a central part of your life. It will make you a better doctor, a better lawyer, a better teacher. It will enrich your spirit as nothing else possibly can. It will give you that rare sense of nobility that can only spring from love and selflessly helping your fellow man. Make a career of humanity. Commit yourself to the noble struggle for human rights. You will make a greater person of yourself, a greater nation of your country and a finer world to live in.
Martin Luther King Jr
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You just can't take the doctor out of you.
Ken Jeong
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I'll forever and always be scared of going to the doctor.
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I think I need to go to the doctor because I'm sick of being single.
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