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Funny Dont Leave Me Quotes & Sayings
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I dont get this Bieber thing. I really dont get it. I hear he was in Australia and they kicked him out because he started a riot. I havent even heard his music. I couldnt tell you one name of his songsand Im not lying about that!
Matthew Morrison
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yeah and I'm from the city where all the good die young and the old dont make it, so we just hang in in the middle ground ready for whatever boy dont mistake it,
Machine Gun Kelly
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Im singing this song as loud as I can as I drive too fast with my best friend. I dont wonder if youre wondering where I am cuz I dont care if I ever see you again.
Unknown
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When the time comes to let a relationship go, dont be hostile. Simply thank the relationships that dont work out for you, because they just made room for the ones that will.
Suman Rai
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You never leave someone behind, you take a part of them with you and leave a part of yourself behind.
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Gotta love whitewater rafting. Ten of us are going. Eight will come back. Dont forget to wear your toe tag. Sometimes the bodies dont float down the river for a week or so.
John Pinette
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
Unknown
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We should learn to choose our words carefully, as we can hurt, and mislead others. Words...can't be taken back, once you give them away. Harsh words are like bullets: no matter what, they can still leave a painful injury. And sometimes, a sorry is not enough to heal the wounds you leave.
Ritu Ghatourey
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You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
Anonymous
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Just another day out in sunny LA, theres dealers in the streets and the coppers dont play, got my 501 jeans, my crew neck sweater, saggin in my pants cuz I dont know better, in any weather.
Pac Div
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We should pay as much reverence to youth as we should to age; there are points in which you young folks are altogether our superiors: and I can't help constantly crying out to persons of my own years, when busied about their young people -- leave them alone; don't be always meddling with their affairs, which they can manage for themselves; don't be always insisting upon managing their boats, and putting your oars in the water with theirs.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Ransom notes keep falling out of your mouth, mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut offs, speak no feeling, no I dont believe you. You dont care a bit.
Unknown
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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I'm not playing hard to get. I'm playing leave me the fu.. alone.
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Alcohol leaves you BREATHLESS. Drugs leave you SENSELESS. Evil leaves you HEARTLESS. Death leaves you LIFELESS. But God won't leave you...REGARDLESS.
Nishan Panwar
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
Unknown
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You dont know the technique so dont tell lies I'll shoot your mom in the back and fu.. the bullet hole until she dies.
Immortal Technique
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