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Funny Drinking Notes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Drinking Notes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach...
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Most shows, you really have to force it. And everybody's nervous, and the network is nervous, and they've all got their notepads out, and they're all going to give notes on what they think is funny, and everybody's trying to spin their jokes, and this was so - the script was so good that we didn't have to really do anything, and it made it so easy for us to do well.
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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koc
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