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Funny Elections Quotes & Sayings
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(V)ote (O)bama (T)his (E)lection
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I am constitutionally competent to contest the elections.
Benazir Bhutto
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The Iraqi elections were an important first step.
Brent Scowcroft
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The United Nations has no business in our elections.
David Vitter
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Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
Bill Stern
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This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
Dan Quayle
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben
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Voters want to know that elections will be conducted fairly and accurately.
Bill Nelson
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Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.
Imelda Marcos
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.
George W Bush
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Maintain democracy or go to dictatorship: that is what is at stake in these elections.
Mario Vargas Llosa
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However, democracy cannot be defined as the existence of parliaments and elections alone.
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
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As we have always seen here in the U.S. the universal truth about elections is that people vote their pocketbook.
Jennifer Dunn
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No part of the education of a politician is more indispensable than the fighting of elections.
Winston Churchill
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Growing up in politics I know that women decide all elections because we do all the work.
Caroline Kennedy
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I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan.
Benazir Bhutto
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We've got 50 percent voter turnout for presidential elections. That's appalling. We can do so much better.
Joan Blades
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Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
George Montgomery
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