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Funny English Guy Quotes & Sayings
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
Margaret Cho
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I spend more time learning about Buddhism than English, which is why my English today is still bad.
Jet Li
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I had higher math SATs than in English - yet I became an English major in college.
Christie Hefner
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We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything.
William Golding
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The English press, are so nosy, and the English seem to love that eavesdropping.
Michael Hutchence
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English should be our official language. Reading and speaking English are requirements to become a citizen.
Ernest Istook
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Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then?
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Everything has changed. When I was at school and was told I had better learn English, I said: What for? The English are a hell of a long way away!
Juan Manuel Fangio
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An English man does not travel to see English men.
Laurence Sterne
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Nothing better than a reality show where everyone's speaking English yet they still need subtitles to be understood.
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I can imagine that a few girls out there would fall for the guy that Wentworth plays. An English born hottie, with tattoos and shaved head. But I would not have done that. Contrasts attract each other, but I haven't been there when it comes to relationships. It is much dangerous out in the world, but I don't need to date them, if you know what I mean.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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One guy records the voices, another guy times the storyboard, another guy times the sheets, one guy is the story editor. All these jobs should be covered by the director.
John Kricfalusi
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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