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Funny English Joke Quotes & Sayings
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It is no exaggeration to say that the English Bible is, next to Shakespeare, the greatest work in English literature, and that it will have much more influence than even Shakespeare upon the written and spoken language of the English race.
Lafcadio Hearn
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When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my s.. life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my s.. life is rubbish.
Julio Iglesias
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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