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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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