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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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Your iPhone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in line for the iPhone 5S.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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There are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters.
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Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.....Get SET........TWERK!
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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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