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Funny Fat People J Quotes & Sayings
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one.
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That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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I apologize beforehand if I offend you in any weight, shape, or form.
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Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...
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You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
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We're hotter than to fat b!tches fighting over a cheeseburger.
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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
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This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat.
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
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