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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
WCFields
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the s.. talk with their children.
Epifania Savea
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If you never want to see a man again, say, I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children they leave skid marks.
Unknown
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We have neither the pretension to solve all the problems of these deaf children nor the intention to sit down and feel sorry for these poor children, knowing that we could have made a difference in their lives.
Jean-Claude Adzalla
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Why do people take or keep their children out of school? Mostly for three reasons: they think that raising their children is their business not the governments; they enjoy being with their children and watching and helping them learn, and dont want to give that up to others; they want to keep them from being hurt, mentally, physically, and spiritually.
John Holt
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The children whom nobody leads by the hand are the children who know they are children.
Antonio Porchia
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When we raise our children, we relive our childhood. Forgotten memories, painful and pleasurable, rise to the surface.... So each of us thinks, almost daily, of how our own childhood compares with our children's, and of what our children's future will hold.
Ursula K LeGuin
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children! What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fu..ing love-list? fu.. your children, if that's the way you think then fu.. you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fu.. up.
Bill Hicks
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We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off their windshield.
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We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off their windshield.
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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Emo Philips
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
David Richerby
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