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Funny For The Holidayse Holidaysse Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?
Lara Flynn Boyle
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you can.
Giada De Laurentiis
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I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia.
David O Selznick
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I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.
Dan Savage
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Happy Holidays from the Southern Hemisphere where the toilets flush in the opposite direction!
Bryan Singer
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It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered.
Denis Norden
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If you want to visit Paris, the best time to go is during August, when there aren't any French people there
Kenneth Stilling
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
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How many observe Christ's birthday! How few his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
Benjamin Franklin
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I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me.
James Herriot
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Holidays in general breed unrealistic expectations. The minute you start wondering, 'is it going to be wonderful enough?,' it never will be.
Pepper Schwartz
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Holidays are about experiences and people, and tuning into what you feel like doing at that moment. Enjoy not having to look at a watch.
Evelyn Glennie
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I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been to strong, I just work straight through the holidays and sometimes all night long..
Toby Keith
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May your Holidays be filled with joy and good cheer and the New Year bring you peace and happiness.
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Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card.
Unknown
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I said I didn't want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns, but I've checked and they've all been redecorated. They're marvelous places to stay and I've thought it over and that's where I'd like to be.
Walter F Mondale
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One could make money and get a career going with a low-budget horror film about killers attacking on holidays. It is always flattering to have somebody copy you.
John Carpenter
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The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the money, why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?
Christina Applegate
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