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Funny For The Holidayse Holidaysse Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Rick Sutter
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone who's taught me how to not hate holidays.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
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May your holidays be merry & bright.
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Take the time to express your feelings to ALL your love ones, not just on holidays.
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Seasons Greetings. May your holidays be merry and bright.
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I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
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Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.
John Clayton
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Wearing red increases the chances of you getting laid during the holidays.
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Mend a broken relationship with someone during the holidays.
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I really only ever go on sun holidays so in my experience I prepare myself for the beach.
Lisa Snowdon
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Happy holidays and best wishes for a wonderful new year.
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All holidays can be good times.
John Clayton
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The highlight of my holidays = smelling like a new born baby and getting bags under my eyes.
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May the spirit of the holidays warm your heart and home.
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I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.
Devon Werkheiser
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Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.
Kim Kardashian
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