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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
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Just being a woman is God's gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. She shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.
Sushmita Sen
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As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was worthless if we didn't make a turning point of it, we were assigned to the humanities, to poetry, philosophy, painting the nursery games of humankind, which had to be left behind when the age of science began. The humanities would be called upon to choose a wallpaper for the crypt, as the end drew near.
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I'm a tomboy now. I always wanted to fit in with my brother's group, so I climbed trees and played with lead soldiers. But I'm a woman's woman. I never understood women who don't have woman friends.
Naomi Watts
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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There are two ways to argue with a woman... Neither works.
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A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.
Christopher Case
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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