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Funny Gay Statuses Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Gay Statuses" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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In denial about my being gay. I wasn't afraid of the dark, I was afraid of unflattering light.
Bob Smith
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When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
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I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen. 'Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application. I am so thrilled. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off...Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!'
Suzanne Westenhoefer
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I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.
Julian Clary
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I spent my teen years trying to rationalize, 'All right, fine, I may be attracted to women, but I can't be a lesbian. I like Laura Ashley polished cottons, and I throw like a girl. I cry for no apparent reason. Oh my God, I'm a gay man!'
Vickie Shaw
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Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homos..uals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'
Bill Maher
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade.
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I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like po.. lesbians.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
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Using the word 'gay' as a euphemism for homos..ual is fine I guess. But I've always thought a word like 'fabulous' might have been better. Sure would be a lot easier to tell your parents, "Mom, Dad: I'm fabulous! And my friends are fabulous, too!
Michael Greer
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( After controversy over her song 'Ur So Gay' )It's not a negative connotation. It's not 'you're so gay', like 'you're so lame', but the fact of the matter is that this boy should've been gay. I was talking about ex-boyfriends.
Katy Perry
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I had heard before that there were rumors I was gay. It's funny. My cousin gets his hair cut at this place, and one of the guys there told him that Scott Wolf was gay. He didn't realize that he was my cousin.
Scott Wolf
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It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.
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I didn't choose the fact that I was gay, but I did choose whether to live my life as a gay woman-that was the terrifying thing for me. Especially being a gay actress.
Portia De Rossi
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People say being gay is a sin, but it also says god loves everybody.
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I'm sorry but being gay doesnt change ur vocals, you do alot of gay men have this high pitched voice? Do they change it purposely?
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Why do some people think being gay 'is a choice' are you f*cking kidding me? Like one day people just decide, from now on Im going to be gay...
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I know a lot of gay males who I work with that are fantastic people and I love hanging out with them. But because I hang out and bring gay men into my life, does that mean that I'm gay? I promise you that I very much love women.
Ryan Seacrest
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