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Funny Ghetto Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I didn't lose my virginity, I know exactly who has it!
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I can see you over there chillin wit your girlfriends cant believe your by yourself you should be here wit me.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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The motherfu..in world is a ghetto. Full of magazines, full clips, and heavy metal.
Ice Cube
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I don't worry 'bout what other people think bout me, cause it can't be half as bad as what I think of them.
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Sorry! The fu.. machine is temporarily out of order..So fu.. yourself and save a quarter!
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Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.
Richard Pryor
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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I'ma do some drugs, I'ma fu.. some thugs, I'ma drink alot. I'ma smoke some pot, I'ma do some things, I might latter regret but, it's all good cuz' I haven't grown up yet.
Unknown
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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The main reason I wanted to be successful was to get out of the ghetto. My parents helped direct my path.
Florence Griffith Joyner
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She my ghetto love, hold me down & I can take us up.
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He likes to eat hardy, party. Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati. Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello. Mellow, yellow fellow, tell or hell, hello.
Kool G Rap
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Total ghettoization, because they were in charge of public housing, the local council, and they deliberately located people in a ghetto situation in order to ensure that they maintained control.
John Hume
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This assumption of Negro leadership in the ghetto, then, must not be confined to matters of religion, education, and social uplift; it must deal with such fundamental forces in life as make these things possible.
Carter G Woodson
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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