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Funny Going Home Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.
Unknown
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
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Gone on the road that I'm hardly home on the weekend. You be blowing my phone up tryin to see who I'm seeing but I'm chasing this paper so for this paper I'm reaching might f*ck one or two b*tches but don't consider it cheatin.
Wiz Khalifa
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I love performing more than anything and having people hear my music. I know I've had to give some stuff up to do this, but I don't miss high school. When I was home two years ago, every weekend we'd go out and do the same thing. It's wonderful as lo
Britney Spears
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
Unknown
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Scha
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
Unknown
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to forget about work and tear it up!
Unknown
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The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend.
Unknown
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All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be, if we were together...Let's pretend that you're far away, let's say you write to me. And you promise in your letter, that you'll come home! Come home, to my heart. And when we're together, we can never be apart. If I keep dreaming of you, make believe that it's true; then soon you'll come home. Home to my heart! Soon you'll come home, home to my heart! If I believe! -Anne-Marie
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
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I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans.
Unknown
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I much prefer working with kids whose life could be completely upended by a reading of a book over a weekend. You give them a book to read - they go home and come back a changed person. And that is so much more interesting and exciting.
Russell Banks
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I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.
Wentworth Miller
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
Unknown
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday!
Rebecca Black
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