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Funny Going To Jail Quotes & Sayings
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I see all the people I grew up with just fade away. some are dead, some are in jail, the worst is knowing that I cant do anything to stop it.
Unknown
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fu.. school, court & a job. Go to jail? I'd rather hide. Go to work? I'd rather rob.
Webbie
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Tru mi born pon the gully. Nuff a try fi tek mi life and waaa mi go a jail.
Mavado
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It would be like the films I've seen where wardens would decide to be in a jail cell for a week, to get a sense of what it would be like to be a prisoner.
Gregory Hines
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I'm gonna perform on one of the nights. Good clean fun; we're not going to jail. For the record.
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And it should be the law: If you use the word paradigm without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
David Jones
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Love is alive when it has time. It is dying when it's hurried. It is dead when it cannot wait.
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Our so-called leaders speak with words they try to jail you, they subjugate the meek, but its the rhetoric of their failure.
The Police
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I'd like to do things to make money to save myself but right now I can't do nothing. If they want to put me in jail, they can do that. It's kind of tough.
Manute Bol
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it.
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Back to my journey, that bullshit dont concern me. I knew I was going to jail I would have fu..ed my attorney.
Lil Wayne
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Ay, look heaven or hell you choose. Freedom or jail, you lose, I can't stop em as hot as the devils sho...
J Cole
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Dave Barry
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It's not that I don't want to become famous or that I'm obsessed by my work as an actress, but it's all about not limiting myself, such as putting myself in a little jail that I can escape from.
Sarah Polley
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Absence does for love what the wind does for a flame: it extinguishes the weak, and feeds the strong.
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The voice I have now, I got the first time I sang in a movement meeting, after I got out of jail... and I'd never heard it before in my life.
Bernice Johnson Reagon
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I dropped the script in the fireplace, called my agent and said, they can jail me, sue me, but I'm never acting again, unless I can do something worthwhile.
Piper Laurie
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The story follows the whole family. But pretty much all the characters who are in jail have written a book about it, so you've got their perspective of it, however skewed they want you to see it.
Marguerite Moreau
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The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.
Johnny Depp
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If - you know, it seems to me that if we see Matt Cooper being carted off to jail today, a lot of people may find that, you know, a very upsetting thing.
Michael Isikoff
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