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Green technologies - going green - is bigger than the Internet. It could be the biggest economic opportunity of the 21st century.
John Doerr
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A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
Adlai Stevenson
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And all the people that were in the gate, and the elders, said, We are witnesses. The LORD make the woman that is come into thine house like Rachel and like Leah, which two did build the house of Israel: and do thou worthily in Ephratah, and be famous in Bethlehem: / And let thy house be like the house of Pharez, whom Tamar bare unto Judah, of the seed which the LORD shall give thee of this young woman.
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Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Dave Chappelle
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Has anybody seen my arm...you can't miss it - it's green!...Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or is it just because you're plain ugly?! HaHaHaHa!
Dragon Ball Z
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House: I assume 'minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying no chance in hell. Chase: I'm Australian. House: You put the Queen on your money; you're British.
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House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted. Cuddy: It's Wednesday.
House MD
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Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house.
Benjamin Britten
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House Democrats have tried to increase port security funding on this House floor four times over the last 4 years, and House Republicans have defeated our efforts every single time.
Dennis Cardoza
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
Anthony Anderson
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence
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Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house.
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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When Jesus then is with the multitudes, He is not in His house, for the multitudes are outside of the house, and it is an act which springs from His love of men to leave the house and to go away to those who are not able to come to Him.
Origen
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Yeah, I just have a little part in it. In the house that Brian Cox barbecued himself appears in The Ring 2; I am the real estate agent that is selling the house, and Naomi Watts comes to check out the house as part of her investigation.
Gary Dole
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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My friends are the kind that'd be hitting on firemen when the house is burning down.
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