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Funny Happy Day Quotes & Sayings
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
Afroman
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Today is the day we have to look back. For all the happy days we spend together. Today is the day we have to look forward. For all the happy days ahead for us. Today is the day we have to Celebrate, for all the blessings God has showered on us. Happy anniversary My dear.
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Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.
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Happy Bastille Day to someone still stuck in a monarchy.
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Happy Bastille Day to someone pretentious enough to know what the fu.. that is.
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
Katt Williams
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
Afroman
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To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles, salon haircuts for ponytails, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, designer bags for diaper bags, and wouldn't change a thing. Happy Mothers Day!
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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
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You always give your best and inspire others to do likewise. That you are appreciated should come as no surprise. Your kind of leadership skills is a talent, that's true. One that's appreciated and valued. It's good working for, and with, you. Happy Boss's Day.
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Happy Mothers Day to all the Mothers out there! It's definitely not always the easiest job, but it is the most rewarding!
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Happy Mother's Day to all the hard working mothers out there! Whether it's home or the office, our jobs are never done! Enjoy your day!
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.
Afroman
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick
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Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
Afroman
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Mama, thanks to you, I have seen what strength really is and learned what family really means. Thanks to you, I know how it feels to be loved and to belong. Happy Mother's Day!
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