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Funny Happy Morthers Day Quotes & Sayings
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive s..ual enhancement drugs online.
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
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Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.
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You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy Boss's Day!
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my s..ual orientation.
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
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Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.
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Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
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Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
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Happy Mothers Day. You have matured from a beautiful young bride. To a beautiful mature woman with love and with pride. Each day I awake and I realize what I want to do. I want to spend each day of my life devoted to and loving you.
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Happy Mothers Day mom! You are an inspiration, a great friend and by far the best mom any one can ask for.
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To all the beautiful mothers and soon to be mothers who gave us life and love, wishing you a happy mother's day!
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pu... too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.
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