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Funny Human Holes Quotes & Sayings
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fu.. michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fu.. him.
Katt Williams
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It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.
Douglas Hurd
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Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it.
Georges Duhamel
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Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it.
Georges Duhamel
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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.
Danica Patrick
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When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey! He's only human!
Unknown
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
Unknown
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A man in West Virginia sank two consecutive holes-in-one this week. Said the man's wife, 'Oh, is that a lot?.'
Seth Meyers
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By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.
Richard M Nixon
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Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18.
Albert Einstein
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
Unknown
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We're lucky, real lucky. Our friends lost their house. We just had some burning embers put holes in the screens.
George Martin
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By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.
Richard M Nixon
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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
George F Will
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We will find those who did it. We will smoke them out of their holes. We'll get them running, and we'll bring them to justice.
George W Bush
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The problem here is with a human being, not with a monster, not with an animal. The human being does things that even the monster does not do, because the human is more sophisticated.
Peter Malkin
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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We human girls can be persuaded to do ANYTHING. Just yesterday I said I would never ever wear a tampon, and, well what do you know?! Today I'm wearing one.
Jeanie Wilding
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So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it's also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions.
Rick Moody
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