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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace
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After exercising I always eat a pizza...Just kidding I never exercise.
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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Calories: the tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes that tiny bit tighter every night.
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I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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It's funny how after an argument is over you begin to think about more clever things you should have said.
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So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
Patrick Warburton
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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