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Funny I Got Paid Quotes & Sayings
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The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.
Napoleon Hill
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This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.
Arthur C Clarke
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I'd love to say I was completely impervious to anybody's opinion, but that just ain't the truth. Of course it matters. After all, what am I paid to do? I'm paid to essentially make an a.. out of myself if needed. And occasionally in doing that you're going to fall flat on your face.
Christian Bale
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We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid envelope we sent you months ago.
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If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.
Unknown
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Were the only advanced country on Earth that doesnt guarantee paid sick leave or paid maternity leave.
Barack Obama
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Were the only advanced country on Earth that doesnt guarantee paid sick leave or paid maternity leave.
Barack Obama
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I've been doing this stuff for so long it's the one aspect of my life that I've paid attention to and really sort of not paid attention to the rest of it.
Joan Jett
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Put palm trees up in my house and have a stay-cation. Getting paid while I'm chilling that's a paid-cation.
Big Sean
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When goods are exchanged between countries, they must be paid for by commodities or gold. They cannot be paid for by the notes, certificates, and checks of the purchaser's country, since these are of value only in the country of issue.
Carroll Quigley
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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Noel Coward
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People say, You paid your dues, but I never paid any dues. It's always been a great trip.
Richard Donner
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I travel around the world constantly promoting my projects and endorsing products. Yes, I do get paid to go to parties; in fact, I'm the person who started the whole trend of paid appearances. But when you see me at a party, I'm always working or promoting something.
Paris Hilton
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It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.
Tom Petty
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s.. is good, s.. is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun, or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!
Jake Anderson
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You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.
Jim Rohn
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Our constituents paid into Social Security, and they want it paid back to them when they retire. Cutting Social Security benefits that Americans have earned should always be a last resort.
Dennis Cardoza
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I know I'm the world's worst fielder, but who gets paid for fielding? There isn't a great fielder in baseball getting the kind of dough I get paid for hitting.
Dick Stuart
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I think I have the right to know what Steve Forbes paid in taxes - I don't think there should be a law. I think there should be a presumption. I wouldn't vote for a guy who wouldn't reveal what he paid in taxes. That kind of thing.
Esther Dyson
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I was a DJ; that is what built the passion for the music. With the passion came seeing people like Eazy-E, Dr. Dre and Russell Simmons getting paid for the passion, and I wanted to get paid for it as well. You know what I am saying? But the passion came from being a DJ.
Irv Gotti
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