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Funny I Got Paid Quotes & Sayings
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I'm independent fu.. your system I get paid without it.
Curren$y
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I never have reservations about doing anything as long as I'm being paid.
Colin Baker
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I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
Jerry Lewis
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If I'm in the club, I'm getting paid to show up.
Wiz Khalifa
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I'm not getting paid right now. No pay, no critique.
Steven Cojocaru
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I get paid to make out with the hunks!
Kelly Ripa
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I can't believe we're being paid to live in New York.
Blake Lively
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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S Thompson
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On my waves I just did as many turns as I could and it paid off.
Andy Irons
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Work is the price which is paid for reputation.
Baltasar Gracian
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We tournament golfers are much overrated. We get paid to much.
Tom Watson
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I was paid to be cheeky and people clapped me for it.
George Cole
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I never really paid attention to sales until the second record.
Daniel Johns
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They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle
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I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.
Celeste Holm
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Said I was beautiful, did he? He's being paid for treatment, not flattery.
Lillie Langtry
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I've only paid lip service to a spiritual life.
Sting
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