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I met Steve McQueen once. Well, met isn't really the right word.
Griffin Dunne
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I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.
Bryan Ferry
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I met Mr. Hoover socially. I never talked to him about anything connected with his work. We just met him.
John Sherman Cooper
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When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she had ever met.
Michael Symon
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Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if youve met them before?
JoAnne Kenrick
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No I havent met Mr Right yet, but I have met Mr Fake, Mr Rude & Mr Player.
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I would have loved to have met some former spies, but they don't readily advertise themselves unless they're not living in Moscow, and even then. I'm sure I've met some without realizing it.
Jeremy Northam
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You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.
Nikhil Saluja
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, whats your make-up brand? Crayola maybe?
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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson
How I Met Your Mother
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It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.
Ashley Judd
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I met with my lawyers. They gave me all the wrong advice. For a long time I refused to accept the child was mine. I should have met her, arranged a DNA test and accepted my responsibility.
Boris Becker
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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I met Clinton at a benefit for teachers, which was a very good charity, but I met him for about 90 seconds, and I thought it was important to meet the leader of the free world. So I stood next to him for a photograph, and then apparently that's all it takes.
Julie Bowen
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But you know the thing that I thing oftentimes gets ignored and neglected is there was 10 or 12 years of life before I met Amy and before she met me, where you know, whatever happened was probably going to happen some day.
Vince Gill
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The apostles were moved, not so much by an intellectual apprehension, as by a spiritual illumination. They met men, and the need of those men whom they met cried aloud to them.
Roland Allen
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Kerri and I met at theatre camp when were 16 years old, which is pretty lame. The rest of us met when we founded the State at New York University in 1988. Most of our adult lives have been spent bickering with these people.
Thomas Lennon
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People are always trying to comfort me by saying, You did fine before you met him so you can live without him. But thats just it I really didnt live until I met him.
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I am always saying 'Glad to have met you.' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
JD Salinger
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