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Funny Joke For To Today I Quotes & Sayings
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I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical.
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I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
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There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
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Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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It's going to be Drizzy outside today...expect a Lil Wayne.
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It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research.
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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
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I will not let the little clouds of today to completely stand in the way of my Sunshine today.
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When today's generation reads Jack's books or they listen to the music created by some of us, I believe that they see there is a different way of approaching today's life and today's sometimes seeming hopelessness that can provide answers.
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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The Jello has set the sun has risen today is the day we get out of prison
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If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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Take on today, this new day by force and do something you never did before; like live. Today was given to you for a reason, so rejoice and be happy.
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