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On acoustic guitar I tend to stay in the key of D for some reason. On electric guitar I keep basic: C, G, D, and A. The key of D minor is also real good for me.
Tommy Shaw
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
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If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.
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Education is the key. But it's the kind of education that we teach that is the key. We don't have it.
Edward James Olmos
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Joan Rivers
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The safety of the republic being the supreme law, and Texas having offered us the key to the safety of our country from all foreign intrigues and diplomacy, I say accept the key... and bolt the door at once.
Andrew Jackson
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
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It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.
Johann Sebastian Bach
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I believe that this is the key, the principle itself is the key to conservatism. Because in many ways if you do not have a principled base you do not have policy and if you do not have policy in many ways you do not have an ideology.
Jonathan Krohn
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about s.., and there's a lot of s.. in it, s.. is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing.
Vince Gill
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Joan Rivers
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
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The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.
Chris Pratt
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One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.
Arthur Ashe
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Forgiveness is a key to opening 1 door & looking forward to the future. Forgetting is another key to a lock'd door behind you to forget the past.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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