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Funny Late For Work Quotes & Sayings
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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My job means I work late.
Adam Levine
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'Please boss, can I work back late for free?' Said no ever.
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I would like to work with Jack Nicholson, before it's too late.
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I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts.
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A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sinatra
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Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson
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C.L.A.S.S; Come late and start sleeping!
Emalie Newhall
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
Max Kauffmann
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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It's funny when people realize they are losing a good thing & start to care when its to late...
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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If you show up late, you don't get credit for the class, which made that car ride even more of a test of your temper. Being late was great-you could leave if you wanted to, but that wasn't going to help you at all. I was late a few times and I always stayed, hoping to get credit for good behavior. I never did, and that made me really fu..ing angry. Thank God I was learning how to deal with that.
Tommy Lee
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Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
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During the work, you have to be sure that you haven't left any holes, that you've captured everything, because afterwards it will be too late.
Henri Cartier-Bresson
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
Paul Getty
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