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Funny Lazy Mornings Quotes & Sayings
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Breaking News: There is still no cure for mornings.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Shubham Joshi
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair.
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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