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Funny Love Jokestting Married Quotes & Sayings
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Unknown
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Nick Faldo
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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.
Francesca Annis
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There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.
Curt Goetz
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
Natalie Wood
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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
Unknown
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.
Hattie McDaniel
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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Before we got married, I had tremendous ambition. Once we got married and I started having children, then I just thought that that was my real life. Steve was definitely more ambitious than I.
Eydie Gorme
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I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
Lynda Barry
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At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had no choice but to get married. So I left school and the only thing I could do was sing.
David Soul
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Married friends divide the world between single and married. The singles table is always so motley, and you feel undignified.
John Cho
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