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Funny Love Jokestting Married Quotes & Sayings
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
Nigella Lawson
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Duane Dewel
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen Rowland
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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