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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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I wish our s.. life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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