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Funny Mechanical Engineering Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Douglas Adams
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As you may know, I am a mechanical engineer.
Bill Nye
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You're a mechanical bride.
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I just write mechanical things.
Barry Zito
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If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control.
Carl Olson
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Come to think of it, the way I play is like a drum machine- very mechanical.
Ikue Mori
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I always try to keep that feeling of being on the edge. I'm afraid of knowing too well and seeming mechanical.
Catherine Deneuve
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A mechanical encounter or other energy-exchange may cause tissue damage.
James J Gibson
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I have taught my students not to apply rules or mechanical ways of seeing.
Josef Albers
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I do engineering, not religion.
Daniel J Bernstein
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I've wanted to see beyond the Western, mechanical view of the world and see what else might appear when the lens was changed.
Margaret J Wheatley
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I'm quite into the idea of engineering being beautiful.
Sean Booth
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The engineering is secondary to the vision.
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Will is nothing more than a particular case of the general doctrine of association of ideas, and therefore a perfectly mechanical thing.
Joseph Priestley
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Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Andrew Vachss
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I like engineering, but I love the creative input.
John Dykstra
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It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being.
John Stuart Mill
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If the individual is a unit in a corporate mass, his life is not merely brutish and short, but dull and mechanical.
Herbert Read
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