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Funny Mechanical Engineering Quotes & Sayings
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I keep these songs in my head until I get behind the microphone. I never spend more than 30 or 40 minutes singing the vocal or it will sound mechanical. There are always mistakes, but it's about feeling more than being perfect.
Brian McKnight
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On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to have a machine that does a million steps per second, a mechanical system that works at computer speeds.
K Eric Drexler
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There has been a substitution of ideology for fact and scientific and engineering data in this administration.
Vinton Cerf
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We may simply not be wise enough to do some of the kinds of engineering things that people are talking about doing.
Leon Kass
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Meccano gives boys the secrets of the world's wonderful engineering structures.
Frank Hornby
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase s..ual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P J O'Rourke
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Through the wholesale destruction of the representatives of a class that from the beginning of history had been the directing and creative force in civilization, a process began which was almost mechanical.
Ralph A Cram
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I think a craft becomes an art form when the space of possible solutions becomes so huge that engineering can't carry you through.
Bill Budge
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Our engineering departments build freeways which destroy a city or a landscape, in the process.
Arthur Erickson
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We know that communication must be hampered, and its form largely determined, by the unconscious but inevitable influence of a transmitting mechanism, whether that be of a merely mechanical or of a physiological character.
Oliver Joseph Lodge
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What's gotten in the way of education in the United States is a theory of social engineering that says there is ONE RIGHT WAY to proceed with growing up.
John Taylor Gatto
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One should proceed with caution. We may simply not be wise enough to do some of the kinds of engineering things that people are talking about doing.
Leon Kass
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In 1978, I entered Tohoku University, into the Department of Electrical Engineering, Faculty of Technology.
Koichi Tanaka
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Mechanical difficulties with language are the outcome of internal difficulties with thought.
Elizabeth Bowen
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I am eye. I am a mechanical eye. I, a machine, am showing you a world, the likes of which only I can see.
Dziga Vertov
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People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.
Christopher Morley
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I am inspired by human s..uality. The act itself is mechanical and holds little interest to me.
Jerzy Kosinski
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Better indeed is knowledge than mechanical practice. Better than knowledge is meditation. But better still is surrender of attachment to results, because there follows immediate peace.
Bhagavad Gita
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