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Funny Memory Almost Dying Quotes & Sayings
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Immortal mortals, mortal immortals, one living the others death and dying the others life.
Heraclitus
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Your memory is a monster; you forget - it doesn't. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you - and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!
John Irving
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When someone you love becomes a memory.. that memory becomes a treasure
Sushan Sharma
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The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE fu.. TOOK MY, oh...here it is...'
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
Ben Stiller
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
Ben Stiller
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Forgiving does not erase the bitter past. A healed memory is not a deleted memory. Instead, forgiving what we cannot forget creates a new way to remember. We change the memory of our past into a hope for our future.
Lewis B Smedes
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Unknown
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I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
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Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING" at the end of this word.
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The light of memory, or rather the light that memory lends to things, is the palest light of all. I am not quite sure whether I am dreaming or remembering, whether I have lived my life or dreamed it. Just as dreams do, memory makes me profoundly awar
Eugene Ionesco
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The entire deaths of Vietnam died in vain. And they're dying in vain right this very second. And you know what's worse than a soldier dying in vain? It's more soldiers dying in vain. That's what's worse.
Mike Gravel
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Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
Tobias Wolff
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom
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I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
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I preached as never sure to preach again, And as a dying man to dying men
Richard Baxter
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Elizabeth is dying. Wait...fu.. you! And she's dying. -Matt King
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