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Funny Men N Women Quotes & Sayings
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Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, s..ually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s.. is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.
Katharine Hepburn
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People won't like me for saying it but a major cause of marital problems today are men who want to remain boys, and women who want to be men.
Abu Muawiyah Ismail Kamdar
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
Francesca M Cancian
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
James Thurber
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To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
Judd Apatow
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There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.
Alfred Capus
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
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The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
Colleen McCullough
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Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Achard
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In an argument; Men use reason and never have enough. Women use emotion and always have too much.
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I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
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I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.
Edna OBrien
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Having s.. with a lot of people is different with men and women for one reason.. A man has to actually work to get s.. where as a woman just has to spread her legs. More of an accomplishment for men.
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