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Funny Monday Morning Love Par Quotes & Sayings
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Drew Gray, a 5-year-old in Illinois scored a hole-in-one at a par 3 golf course this week, though he still finished the day 229 over par.
Seth Meyers
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Unknown
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
Unknown
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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If the early morning sky was a representation of every person I know, you are the sun and everyone else are the fading stars, soon to disappear by your blazing love. Good morning.
Unknown
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Best feeling ever: waking up excited on a Monday morning.
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Waking up on Monday morning is the worst feeling ever.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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