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Funny Mondayk Child Quotes & Sayings
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When some boys act stupid and think that they're funny...No, you look silly, and you're acting like a child.
Unknown
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
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There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
James Baldwin
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
WCFields
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The bond between a parent and child is the primary bond, the foundation for the rest of the child's life. The presence or absence of this bond determines much about the child's resiliency and what kind of adult they will grow up to be.
Jane Fonda
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It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
Dave Grohl
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
Unknown
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Dakota Fanning is a child, but she is a wonderful actor. I don't know what a child actor is. She's an actor who's a child.
Denzel Washington
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There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
Tina Yothers
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"The Lesson": Yes, my fretting, Frowning child, I could cross The room to you More easily. But Ive already Learned to walk, So I make you Come to me. Let go now There! You see? Oh, remember This simple lesson, Child, And when In later years You cry out With tight fists And tears Oh, help me, Godplease. Just listen And youll hear A silent voice: I would, child, I would. But its you, Not I, Who needs to try Godhood.
Carol Lynn Pearson
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"The Lesson": Yes, my fretting, Frowning child, I could cross The room to you More easily. But Ive already Learned to walk, So I make you Come to me. Let go now There! You see? Oh, remember This simple lesson, Child, And when In later years You cry out With tight fists And tears Oh, help me, Godplease. Just listen And youll hear A silent voice: I would, child, I would. But its you, Not I, Who needs to try Godhood.
Carol Lynn Pearson
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That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up to be an atheist.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook
Julia Child
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds.
Randy Harrison
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