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Funny Morning Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Morning Wake Up" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm way to gone, what the fu.. Im a doing. Wake up in the morning, who the fu.. am I screwing?
Young Jeezy
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
Unknown
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Im aware of the tricks your mind can play on your memory. From the smallest things, you wake up in the morning thinking, Where did I put my glasses? Oh, here they are, on top of my head, or they were in this pocket.
Liam Neeson
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You won't wake up rich but spending so many hours in bed.
Bishop Tshi
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I believe radio is a habitual kind of medium. That people wake up in the morning, they go to work and they want to hear their favorite disc jockey. and if you're not there on Fridays, you are doing a disservice to his audience.
Howard Stern
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When you wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself, Who am I, really? Because when you finally realize who you truly are; you'll know it, and you will begin to blossom and continually grow into that person.
Unknown
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it.
Carl Yastrzemski
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Those days when you wake up in the morning and suddenly hate everyone.
Unknown
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I think I turned to writing really just to wake up in the morning and be a musician and to have something to do, and feel like a musician every day even if I wasn't working.
Lesley Gore
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen.
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Everybody needs a reason to wake up in the morning and youre my reason.
Unknown
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A morning thought, a morning prayer, a morning wish for a good person who makes a good morning for other peoples' lives. May God bless you always.
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Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great boobs look in Sunday dresses.
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I'm sending you a bouquet of all my love and a garland of my warmest wishes. May you wake up every morning with a smile on your lips, a twinkle in your eyes and a heart filled with thanks. Have a Happy Thanksgiving day.
Unknown
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We all wake up in the morning wanting to live our lives the way we know we should. But we usually don't, in small ways. That's what makes a character like Batman so fascinating. He plays out our conflicts on a much larger scale.
Christopher Nolan
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The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family.
Ann Robinson
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We all wake up in the morning wanting to live our lives the way we know we should. But we usually don't, in small ways. That's what makes a character like Batman so fascinating. He plays out our conflicts on a much larger scale.
Christopher Nolan
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I am so blessed. I've been way over-blessed. At 64 years old, I look forward to going to bed every night so I can wake up in the morning and see what blessing is going to come my way that day. Because you never, ever know what God's got in store for you.
Paula Deen
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