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Funny Morning Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
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People don't want to see me having s..... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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Wake up in the morning, its not so bad. I can taste you on my lips, and it makes me sad. theres a part of me that just wants you back, youre the one thing I want, that I never did have.
He Is We
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You have no idea what it feels like to wake up every morning afraid your going to live.
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You don't learn style from watching people on a runway. Fashion happens every morning when you wake up.
Shalom Harlow
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I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it.
Carl Yastrzemski
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
C S Forester
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Well you wake up in the morning, hear the ding dong ring. You go a-marching to the table, see the same damn thing.
Lead Belly
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This house was our dream-the gardens, the study, even the swimming pool. Even though I can't see John when I wake up in the morning, I can always feel him here with me.
Shirley Knight
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I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
Miles Davis
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I'm ballin' till my very last breath. I hustle like I'm on my last check and I ain't even in my bed yet. I wake up in the morning, where the cash at.
Meek Mill
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Kurt Vonnegut
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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I can't do anything about the past, and I don't know what the future holds. But when I wake up in the morning, I can make up my mind to do my best to enjoy my day, I will strive higher, rise above obstacles and live in health, abundance and victory. I submitted myself to God and my all is in his hands. God will strengthen my weakness and He will heal my pain and bruises.
Bel Claveria Carig Martinez
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