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Funny Mum Bi Quotes & Sayings
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My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
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It was my Mum who got me into singing properly - she knew I had to do something with my voice because she knew I was talented. She was the one who pushed me into joining a choir all those years ago, when I was about 12. I remember she told me to start with the choir and just see where it took me.
Susan Boyle
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I do a lot of work with the Dyslexia Institute because, for people with dyslexia who do not have parental support, it is a huge disadvantage. I was fortunate because my Mum was a teacher and she taught me to work hard.
Susan Hampshire
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To be happy, to make other people happy, to get into movie production more and probably to give some other people the chances that I had, to carry on enjoying being a mum and never to stop having flowers bought for me. I've still got a long way to go.
Sharon Stone
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From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how you are with your mum, and this is how you are with your dad' - so it seemed like I could never absolutely be myself. And this image of myself as compromised and inconsistent made me want to withdraw form the world even further. I had a sense of formulating a papier-mache version of myself to send out in the world.
Russell Brand
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When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.
Simon Cowell
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I constantly wrack my brains, but unfortunately there's no manual for it. It's really important to be a role model. But I always try to explain to my children that their mum is only human, too. What does being a mother mean to me? That's simple, everyday I experience the greatest love I have ever felt. It takes a lot of energy and nerves, but I don't want to miss a second of it.
Uma Thurman
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There are always scenes cut out of films that you are attached to but you cant worry about it as its the directors vision, not your own. I did film a lot more with Renee Taylor who plays my mum in the film and is great to work with. We had a lot of fun together.
Shirley Henderson
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I'm amazed by the way you have sacrificed precious moments of your own life for my happiness. Take a break today and let's raise a toast to share a tender moment and celebrate. It's your birthday, dear mum! Wishing you a great year ahead.
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I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.
Nicholas Hoult
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried.
Carol Vorderman
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I decided to get sober when I took a look around the house I was at one day, and saw nothing but losers. My friends, the losers, sitting around staring at the walls, talking about nothing, and repeating the same patterns everyday. I thought about where I would be in five years, if I stayed with this crowd, and I saw myself as one of the losers, so I went home and told my Mum that I needed to get out of that scene now.
Jack Osbourne
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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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Damian gets virtually all my time when hes not at school. Unless theres an emergency on, I try not to work between picking him up from school and bedtime. We do piano and guitar practice, the dreaded maths homework, supper, bath, reading and bed together seven nights a week. If I have to be away on business, I keep the trips as short as possible and my mum comes and looks after him.
Elizabeth Hurley
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From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how you are when you are with your mum, and this is how you are when you are with your dad' - so it seemed like I could never absolutely be myself. And the image of myself as compromised and inconsistent made me want to withdraw from the world even further. I had a sense of formulating a paper-mache version of myself to send out in the world, while I sat controlling it remotely from some smug suburban barracks 25.
Russell Brand
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I used to have Tim Burtons Batman stuff and used to like that a lot and it was my favorites And I used to have the Spider-Man outfit when I was six and Wolverine, I used to run around with needles sticking out of my knuckles and stuff. I found metal kebab skewers and then I plastered them onto my hand. I think I must have put a couple of holes in the door, which my mum had them taken off me. It went down not too well. I was like eight or nine.
Aaron Johnson
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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