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Funny One Liners For Students Quotes & Sayings
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.
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To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam.
Jennifer Granholm
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The purpose of random testing is not to catch, punish, or expose students who use drugs, but to save their lives and discover abuse problems early so that students can grow up and learn in a drug-free environment.
John Walters
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Hussein Nishah
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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Every year I teach dozens of students at the University of Birmingham. Most of the students on the gender and s..uality courses are women. I guess this is because the boys don't think that gender applies to them: that it's a subject for girls.
Louise Brown
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'No Child Left Behind' requires states and school districts to ensure that all students are learning and are reaching their highest potential. Special education students should not be left out of these accountability mechanisms.
Dianne Feinstein
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*Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True
Unknown
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
Azgraybebly Josland
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I don't know. I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners. 'The Sunshine Boys' is one of my favorite films And maybe a bit of liberation, knowing that if I said it in American people would know what I meant. So I was trying on my language skills.
Ricky Gervais
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The best teacher taught students not subjects with the ability of a painter who painted on a canvas with hues of colors that gave life to lives.
Hermann J Steinherr
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It's a very good thing for students also to be exposed to people who aren't film students or film scholars but who work in the world of film.
Robert Mayer
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Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only stops when we TAKE EXAM.
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College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.
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I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time!
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More time on paperwork means less time spent with students or preparing lessons for students. It is as simple as that. The numerous reforms in the bill will go a long way to free our time of special educators.
Christopher Bond
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I think all students start off with incredible ability and curiosity, and if they're given the opportunity to pursue that, if they're given a chance to see the neat things about the world in terms that they can appreciate and enjoy, that their abilities will be reinforced and that we'll really achieve so much more potential out of the great students we have than we do today.
Bill Gates
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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